First of all, the site is called They’re Coming, as in “They’re coming to get you, Barbara.” So they win points for that outright. But then they post a how-to for making a cake of a severed arm being dined upon by rats? Genius. And if you look at the steps, it’s pretty involved. Me I’d be happy if I had the talent necessary to take a picture of my arm and then print it on one of those edible label things and stick it to the top of a cake.