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The Stepford Archies

“When you buy the next issue, there will be a woman with my name and my face (sorta), but SHE WON’T BE ME!”

Man, this is terrible. They’re redesigning all the Archie characters. And they’re so bland and uninteresting that, if you notice, Betty and Veronica now wear B and V necklaces so you can tell them apart from the other bland and uninteresting teens around them.

Found via Boing Boing.