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Wacky Warning Label Winner: Why Natural Selection Has Forsaken Us

Cat Fud

Bailey sent me over this fun: the latest winner of the annual Wacky Warning Label Contest was found on a washing machine: “Do not put any person in this washer.” Of course, my favorite is still “Cape does not enable user to fly.”

The folks behind the contest now have a book you can buy with 101 of the best examples of why we’ve litigated ourselves to the point where the herd doesn’t get thinned as often as it should. Ah well. The book is called Remove Child Before Folding. Snag your copy here.