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Celebrity Patents: Now With Cheeky Derriere Relief

Ironic Sans has trawled through the new Google patent search feature so you don’t have to.

What did they find? A mini-slew of celebrity patents: some odd (Lawrence Welk patented an ash tray?), some that make a lot of sense given the celebrity involved (Penn Jillette patented a device for sexual stimulation), and some that look like a method for auditioning to be a figurehead for a ship (from Michael Jackson, of course).

Check out their findings here.

We found them via Engadget.