Moxie for Men Double Shot: Espresso for Your Eyes

A disturbing recollection from reading Warren Ellis’ Transmetropolitan is where Spider Jerusalem is injecting drugs into his eye. Pretty damn disturbing.

That’s what comes to mind when I read about caffeinated eye cream, meant to do away with bags under your eyes by, I don’t know, smacking them awake maybe.

Seems somewhat hardcore to me, but I can’t wait to see what comes next: caffeinated saline solution for your contact lenses? Some sort of latte-based toothpaste (because espresso might stain worse)? Finally using decaf for something productive, like your sweat glands–the ultimate anti-perspirant? You know it’s got to be something like that.

Found via Energy Fiend.

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