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CNC Toast: Breakfast Art and Advertising Made Easy

CNC toast from Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories

Coming soon to direct-to-DVD release: a sequel to White Noise. This time around, it’s not EVP, electronic voice phenomenon, that the dead are using to contact us–it’s our breakfast. “Hello World.” Once a standard default post for a WordPress installation, it’s now…a clarion call of doom.

Or…maybe not. Michael Keaton needs work and I want to help the man out, that’s all I know.

Regardless, the maniacs at Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories have created a device to toast words and pictures on your…well, your toast. It’s only a matter of time before you can get free toast for life if every single slice comes with an advert on it. You know it’s coming.