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Normal Transmissions Will Now Resume

The Technocave has now been successfully moved to its new location. This transition was necessary following an attempt to drill out a new chamber which resulted in the accidental tapping of an underground natural custard reservoir. Now that these fun and games are complete, should later today resume its abnormal publishing schedule.