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Something Awful Proves Yet Again That Your Childhood is Just Another Photoshop Abattoir' The Sly Little Bear Undresses You With His Eyes from Something Awful's Photoshop contest

Something Awful lives up to their name by posting a crapload of remixed children’s book covers.

All I can tell you is that these are filthy, horrible and wrong. And just no. So don’t click through, whatever you do. Seriously.

You’ll laugh and then you’ll hate yourself and you’ll want to look away but you won’t be able to and next thing you know you’ll be on the bus with me, Leary and Scorsese. You know what I’m talking about.