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Goth-Friendly TP on the Way

Okay, this is really getting out of hand. First we have a black iPod. Then we have a black Sidekick. Now…black toilet paper?

For God’s sake, stop making everything black just because you think that folks like me will buy it.

Because…you’re…you’re right. And it’s exploitative. And I’m weak. Because I want to try this stuff. You big bullies. *sniff* God forgive me.


  • Knowing what I know about black dyes, I am scared of what this could do to one’s posterior end. At the very least, you might not want to use it if you’re wearing white undies…

  • Rachel: I don’t necessarily want everything to be black. Just everything I have. Your stuff can stay any color you like, no worries. And please don’t call me “lord.” It makes me blush.