Okay, this is really getting out of hand. First we have a black iPod. Then we have a black Sidekick. Now...black toilet paper?

For God's sake, stop making everything black just because you think that folks like me will buy it.

Because...you're...you're right. And it's exploitative. And I'm weak. Because I want to try this stuff. You big bullies. *sniff* God forgive me.