I'mmmmm the caaaaat in the box...

“Dr. Schrödinger! Dr. Schrödinger! Come quickly! You must see this!”

The folks at Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories, dedicated as they to providing you practical, real world solutions to the blistering questions of science, give you DIY instructions for determing the volume of your cat. And by that, we mean not how loud they can get when they’re complaining about how unfair the world is or whatnot, we’re talking about how much space the animal actually occupies.

This is extremely useful information as…um, you never know when…ah…erm.

You know, come to think of it, I have no idea what this is good for. And I’m sneezing just looking at this picture, so let’s just call it good, yes?