It takes a very special human being to get to the point where even we, the staff at Needcoffee.com, must simply stand back and say, "Dude, you are fucked."
But yes, we bestow this honor upon Mark Malkoff, who created a short film. This film tells the story of the day he visited every Starbucks in Manhattan. All 171 of them. Not only did he visit, but he purchased stuff and partook on the premises.