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ElmoSapien: Daniel H. Wilson, Call Your Office

Okay, you might think that chimeras, in the genetic splicing sense, are terrifying and an affront to God and man.

But here we truly have a situation where science has Gone Too Far: somebody has mashed up Elmo with a RoboSapien, spawning the beast from hell: ElmoSapien. Seriously, all he needs is a rocket launcher and he’s a Doom big boss waiting to happen.

WTF were these people thinking? Truly, this could be the birth of Skynet. Make peace with your gods.

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Found via Engadget.