Bollywood Calling DVD cover art

I know I’ve said this in some of the reviews I’ve done of Bollywood films, but Bollywood films are awesome. For the most part, they follow certain patterns. They’re all around three hours long. They all have comic relief characters. They all have love triangles. They all…are musicals. It doesn’t matter what the genre: they’re all musicals. Oh, and they also have some of the most erotic sequences you’ve ever seen…where no one kisses. No joke.

Now you too can learn the Bollywood style of acting, thanks to the offshoot of Mumbai’s Actor Prepares academy, which will be located in Ealing in the UK.

You can read the full story here. But there is one thing you should know that might sell you on the notion of enrolling.

Aishwarya Rai

This is Aishwarya Rai. Just one of the many ridiculously beautiful women that star in Bollywood films. In fact, many many many Bollywood actresses are of a great hotness. So.

And just so we don’t leave out the ladies…

Shahrukh Khan

This is Shahrukh Khan. You ladies actually have a shot at being on screen with him since India passed a law a few years back that Khan has to star in every other film made in the country. No, honest.

So there you go. If you decide to go enroll, tell us about it, would you? Hell, I’ll let you blog about it on here.

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