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June 25, 2008
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Penis Reduction Pills

In the “Why Didn’t I Think of That?” department, we applaud the makers of Penis Reduction Pills:

…we pledge to sell the finest penis reducing placebos available today, using only government-approved placebo ingredients, shipped in boxes with our logo and name emblazoned in large type on all six sides. We are the premiere male ego enhancement product on the market today under $10.

That’s right, they’re tapping into the male ego enhancement market–which, as the makers of fine sportscars used to alleviate midlife crises can tell you, can be quite lucrative. Bravo.
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