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The Day The Earth Dozed Off During a Trailer

Day the Earth Stood Still remake

The Day The Earth Stood Still, the remake of which is now called The Day The Earth Was Apparently Devoured By Alien Tornadoes, has a trailer online today:

Direct link for the feedreaders.

“If you die, the Earth survives.” Oh come on. That’s a bit much, isn’t? The first Hulk movie wasn’t that bad, Keanu. And hasn’t she suffered enough for her role in it? Step off, man.

Update: You know, now that I look at this again–having traded out the embedded video for one that works, it’s like Jerry Bruckheimer’s Stranger in a Strange Land, isn’t it?