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Toby Jones is Back. With a Bigass Fryer.

The man who offered to store just about any damn thing you wanted for $10.99 a month is back with his latest business venture, and I think it’s going to be yet another huge success.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Once you’ve watched the commercial, you’ll probably want to go ahead and call in an order. So get all the contact information (and how to order Toby Jones-related swag) from the official website.

Dammit. I tried to call and the mailbox is full again.