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Zombie Chose the Wrong House to Attack

The Japanese are a very courteous people. So courteous, in fact, that when one rises up as a zombie, it is only proper to send a letter to the children you’re about to attack and warn them of your impending arrival.

But this is apparently from a television show in which they staged what can only be termed “My First Zombie AttackTM” and watched how three kids responded to a zombie walking in and trying to eat them. Apart from being afraid for the long term effects on the minds of the children, I was also worried about the short term safety of the actor playing the zombie.

Still, WTF, Japan? Don’t you know you’re supposed to wait until at least age eight before you start traumatizing kids for entertainment and profit? I mean, honestly…

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