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700 Bands: 561 – 570

700 Bands

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561. I Knew 6000 Lunatics.
Via Graham Linehan (@Glinner) and this book.

562. Karl Marx Handjob.
Via Warren Ellis (@WarrenEllis).

563. Abraham Lincoln at the Denny’s.

564. The Omelet of Broken Hopes.

565. Nasty Things Behind the Fridge.
Via Dom.

566. The Dangerous Xylophone.

567. High Definition Television Snow.

568. Someone Stole My Shins.

569. Yes, That’s My Real Forehead.

570. The Saints of Artificial Sweetner.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

We’re not done. Since discovering “The Canonical List of Weird Band Names,” which consists of actual bands, I’ve decided to feature one each time, just to give some added bonus to actually reading this mess.

But thanks to The Hanging Brain (@TheHangingBrain) we have…Freddy Krueger’s Underwear. No, seriously. Check it out:

Direct link for the feedreaders.

It’s like Jack Black fronting a hardcore band. Fantastic. Here’s their official site. Here’s their MySpace. And you can buy their music here. Enjoy.

If you know of a good band with a great name, let me know by sending it to @needcoffeefeed on Twitter. Just point me to something I can embed. If we like it, we’ll use it.