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Your Weekend Justice #27: You Take 12 Points of Damage

Sloth, bitches!

And we’re back. With more wrongness. We’ve got a full house. And we’d like to apologize to pretty much everybody who listens. In advance. We’re terribly, terribly sorry.


  • Star Trek vs. Opera
  • Santa Claus and presents
  • Robotic Widge keeps dropping off–Thanks, Comcast!
  • The imaginary opera
  • ScottC wants to make sure you react to his references–so humor him
  • Ken wants you all to know he’s on a very important celebrity call
  • Ken wants you to know we need him on the podcast–so humor him, too
  • ScottC wants to make sure you laugh at his jokes–so humor him some more
  • Clueless taxi drivers in NYC
  • NYC cabs vs. subways vs. buses
  • The Wandering Widge
  • NYC cabs vs. subways vs. buses vs. horse-drawn carriages
  • The Taking of Pelham 123
  • Star Trek again
  • Slothcast
  • Poor Ma Bell
  • NYC bitching
  • Rox on the train
  • Would you like a totebag?
  • Drunk Dialin’ Doc
  • The Weekend Justice Glee Club
  • Popeyecast
  • Worries about Simon Pegg‘s waistline
  • Rox actually rolls
  • Rox’s +5 for faking it
  • Ken tries to grasp Knights of the Dinner Table
  • The shelf life of Cadbury Eggs
  • The rolls of perception
  • A terrible train metaphor

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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