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Surrounded by Winners!


The Town That Was will be remembered by Jacob Novak of Minnesota, Brenda Smith of Florida, Lori Liffrig of Virginia, Tom Bellamy of Florida, and Sheila Boutilier of Nova Scotia

Clay Goetz of Alberta will be digging with The Burrowers

Andy Braun of Illinois, Cherie Michalec of Oklahoma, and Robert Fantom of New York get to dress up with Jack Taylor of Beverly Hills

Something will come of nothing for Margaret Horowitz of North Carolina and her copy of King Lear

Melanie Anderson of British Columbia, Ian Haynes of Arizona, Michael McLane of Pennsylvania, Karen Mayernick of Michigan, and Alicia Tong of California will be teaming up with Jake and the Fatman Season 2

The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln goes to Peter Simmons of Nevada

Penn and Teller welcome Robyn Sheppard of Tennessee, Rose Goldwater of Oregon, Sean Sleboda of Florida, Jennifer MacDonald of Texas, and Valerie Mitchell of California to Bullshit Season 6

The Warner Archive winners are Melady Duran of Hawaii, M. Kataczinsky of Nevada, Julie Hanson-Mannion of South Carolina, Erin Mone of New Jersey, and Linda Zid of Illinois

Congrats to all the winners. Don’t see your name up there? Don’t panic. There are plenty of chances to win. Find our contests here. And hey: subscribe to our contest feed so you don’t miss a single chance to enter–the day you miss entering might have been Your Day!


  • I see I’m listed as a winner of The Warner Archive – I haven’t received an email or the prize.

  • M: If you were expecting an e-mail from us, there won’t be one. Announcement is as you see it. However, you should be getting an e-mail from WB with your prize code–I’ll follow up on that and let you know.

  • M: I checked with WB and sent you your prize code personally after they sent it to me. You and the other four winners should have your codes. Any further problems, please let me know.

  • M: I sent it to you on Wednesday. I have just resent it. You might check your spam folder if you have one. It might be in there. If you have still not received it after this resend, e-mail me directly your phone number and I will call and read it to you over the phone. You can reach me at widgett at need coffee dot com. Thanks.

  • M: As I said in my e-mail to you, I’m glad you got the code. I’m not sure why it’s not applying to the merchandise. I’ve asked Warner Brothers for help and I will advise you. Thanks for your patience.

    Also, I am glad we’re doing all of this out in the open. For multiple reasons.

  • M: As I said in my e-mail to you–I have e-mailed WB to find out where your prize is and I will call them on Monday. Please retain your patience as the rules of the prize do say, at the very top, applicable to all contests:

    If you win something and have a problem getting your prize, feel free to e-mail me with a polite note and we will do our best and fix the problem. “We will do our best” is not a fancy way of saying “It will magically be fixed.” Being impatient and pushy will not resolve your problem any faster. If you have any concerns about this, or do not feel that “best” is a sufficient amount of effort, or are uncertain whether or not you are pushy and impatient when faced with such grueling adversity in your life, or have been known to complain about things that you’re not even asked to pay for (like access to this site and the chance to enter these contests) then please do not enter our contests. By entering our contests you are accepting that you will receive best effort. For anyone who has a problem with that, there are plenty of other contest sites that do this for a living and probably better than we do, so I’m sure they’d be happy to have you and would put up with you. Google for other contest sites and enjoy. Thanks.

    One way or another, you will get your prize. So please chill. Thanks.