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ABC Presents: Shallow Impact

Once upon a time, there were two movies about giant things smacking into Earth. One was a shallow little action flick and the other was a fantastically written moving piece about humanity in the face of certain death which decided to blink and morph into a shallow little action flick. Now ABC has decided to take a page from the Sci-Fi Channel and present…well, this:

Direct link for the feedreaders.

You know how this could be salvaged? If the people they were sending up in a spaceship to stop it were werewolves. I’m just saying.

I missed it when it was first announced, but Bill Corbett] shared it. It’s airing starting June 21st, apparently. And somewhere Irwin Allen is…well, is he weeping, smirking or laughing his ass off? You tell me.