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Your Weekend Justice #34: The Gopher Problem

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And we’re back. With even more wrongness than before. And it’s full of cholesterol too. As always, we’d like to apologize to pretty much everybody who listens and, in this case, everyone who took part. No snowwomen or Sims were injured during the making of this podcast. All of that took place afterwards.

Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort.


  • Death or tits
  • Fear of a bare bodkin
  • The Crowbar
  • Ads in comics
  • We’re weekly!
  • Spreadable!
  • A glimpse of our Sim house
  • The sad tale of ScottC’s sim
  • Amazing AI
  • Our mad blue piss
  • Rox vs. the cats
  • Sci-fi vs. fantasy
  • The Hugos
  • DragonCon
  • Rox’s Smurf poll
  • Doc vs. stupid questions
  • Kim’s special Film Fest prize
  • Beanie or Death
  • Our new theme song?

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, From Beale Street to Oblivion. Send them love and coin.

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