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Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Meat Shouldn’t Dance

Moo and Oink

Each Monday we try to find something odd to start your week off with, along the same principles that state if you swallow a live toad first thing in the morning, your day can only improve.

Now. I love meat. I am a carnivorous mammal. Some might say that I am a bit mental when it comes to my love of meaty foods. However. I have found a meat store so insane that I think even I might be afraid to set foot on the premises. It’s Moo and Oink, which apparently has been around for forever in the Chicago area, but new to us = content gold. So.

They have a dancing pig and a dancing steer. They have the most terrifying jingles. Like this one, which apparently was an entry from a jingle contest. They’ve embraced their insanity which is why their website re-uses one of the scariest bits from the commercial below. And after watching this commercial, I think you’ll understand that the Chick-Fil-A cows are nothing.

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