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Your Weekend Justice #59: Your Arms Too Short to Box With Señor Wences

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?


Senor Wences


  • Smishing
  • Ulysses
  • Din has a shocking revelation
  • ScottC, student
  • Cramp!
  • Leigh’s…condition
  • Gold Rush
  • “Feeling Creepy”
  • Art discussion (Garfunkel and also not)
  • Aaron, Exit Stage Left
  • The Name of the Din
  • The At Symbol…and You
  • Time Lost ScottC
  • Worst séance ever
  • Kim in Latin
  • Tuffley’s musical instrument gift
  • Hunting Ramen
  • Choose Your Own Adventure
  • Leigh’s ringtones
  • Leigh’s birthday party cake
  • DreamCasting the Bible
  • Rob’s mix tape offer
  • Drinking with Betty White
  • Rob’s adventures in classical DJing
  • Fleas dressed by Mennonites
  • Inspector Clouseau vs. The Hobos
  • Crazipedia
  • Lost vs. Galactica
  • Shakespeare Arcade Games
  • Sexist Geeks
  • RoxVision

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  • I have never looked forward to WEJ so much, mostly because I just finished my first week of work (it has been years since I had something remotely resembling a 9-5). I caught myself speaking Widge’s intro over the first seconds of “Promoter” while listening to it in the car.

    Yeah. I know.

    I am not done with the episode but I felt very much at home, you know why. Hope you’re all doing fine.

  • Always love my 3 hour dose of madness!

    By the way, I don’t think that Nuts on the Road shows up on the blog timeline, it certainly doesn’t show when you click on the Podcasts tag. I only manage to get them when I hear on another podcast that a new one has been made and go specifically to

  • Why is there an Andy Dick look-alike’s head in the box? Dick in a box? ho ho ho
    By the way, in sticking up for Aaron, I remember Ulysses 31 really well from my childhood along with Mysterious Cities of Gold and Battle of the Planets. Ulysses 31 and its soundtrack were amazing and influenced a lot of people including Daft Punk!

  • For the record I’m not stalking anyone and I have already admitted to being an admirer. I now must admit that Scott caught me by surprise with this one.

    All in all another great cast guys.