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Your Weekend Justice #67: The Hands Going to the Stairs

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?


Harvey Lottery!


  • The Calendar of the Month Club
  • Harvey Fierstein vs. Broadway
  • Widge does the Harvey in different voices
  • Arsedialing
  • Walking
  • Rob’s wife’s graduation
  • Sci-fi or the lack thereof
  • Lost getting lost
  • When in doubt: Russian cosmonaut
  • Here Come the Faithbots!
  • Canadian cigarettes
  • Ham. Again.
  • Rox’s dumpster diving
  • Ken’s weird night
  • Leigh’s sexy room service
  • Euphemisms!
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  • Ferra-somethings
  • Dr. Booze
  • Roger Ebert vs. video games
  • Shia LaBeouf vs. Indiana Jones
  • Rox’s dumpster diving, revisited
  • Captain America vs. London
  • RoxCast!
  • Star Wars pancake molds
  • Lucas owns Widge’s ass
  • Hamster shoes, revisited
  • Leigh’s checkout time
  • Chastity mittens
  • The Spam of bacon!
  • What is Fatback?
  • Our next task for Cabin Fever
  • Alabama’s sci-fi leper colony
  • The Last Temptation of Widgett
  • Paper Street Products by T-Shirt Bordello
  • Sad Sexual Interlude
  • Magazines Under $12
  • Bicycling Magazine

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