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Your Weekend Justice #79: Sharks With Hands

It’s among you even now: another episode of Weekend Justice. Diabolically devised to entertain you at the end of your work week. It’s the equivalent of coming up from deep water slowly to avoid the bends. Please note: this podcast is profane, politically incorrect and just all around incorrect. It’s flat wrong. Listen at your own risk.


Jetpacks will turn your legs to glass


  • Poppy revisited
  • The Ritter family
  • Network television
  • Scott flips out over Sherlock
  • British vs. American television
  • Law & Order
  • Anime and series
  • Scott takes care of things
  • Caffeine addicts
  • Doctors’ signatures
  • Piranha 3D
  • Shellac your coconut halves
  • Rox’s scene!
  • The syphilis metaphor
  • Jerry Zucker
  • The Woman in Black
  • Wuthering Heights
  • The Haunting of Hill House
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Tales From Earthsea
  • Spirited Away
  • The evolution trail of American animation
  • Bride of Christ vs. Stooges
  • Sleeping With Moe Howard
  • The Easter Bunny, from Wisconsin
  • Rare Exports
  • Florida as Atlantis
  • Someone please fix Rox’s dryer
  • Plumbing in Alabama
  • Arizona vs. Georgia
  • Dictionary smuggling
  • Oral history
  • The return of Avatar
  • Scott and maturity
  • Lady DinDin’s How to Look Good Naked
  • Martha Stewart
  • ScottC vs. Halloween
  • Sequin hell
  • Michael Bay vs. Skittles
  • Tuffley vs. clothes…& Vicodin
  • Rock Lobster!
  • ScottC vs. virginity
  • Virginity War!
  • Three’s Company
  • Mark Valley
  • Blair Witch redux
  • Cthulhu vs. Scott’s grandmother
  • Clockwork Orange
  • Brian Eno’s Tyler Durden
  • Wal-Mart as Purgatory
  • Jonny Quest fanfic
  • The Ultimate Odd Couple

Shark With Hands!

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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