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Your Weekend Justice #80: Don’t Scratch That Record!

Open the window, Mark, and let it in: another episode of Weekend Justice. Engineered by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and potentially underdeveloped. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


David McCallum as Illya Kuryakin


  • Scott’s first day back
  • College parking
  • Kim’s guide to shoplifting
  • Consumers and How to Spot Them
  • Jon and Leigh Take a Swallow…Together
  • Girl beers
  • The Unique Geek Podcasts vs. DragonCon
  • Leigh’s turtleneck fetish
  • Sally Draper has issues
  • Wikipedia vs. Leigh’s uterus
  • Hostess Presents…
  • Scott’s first day of school
  • Hobo school supplies
  • Rock Lobster!
  • The Lost Auction
  • Tuffley vs. Carly Simon
  • Lost ending revisited
  • The Corpse Cannon and Spazhouse prequels
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  • Star Hustler vs. Star Gazer
  • Leigh vs. Weezer
  • Mr. McFeely comes to town
  • Mr. Rogers vs. Julia Child
  • Mr. Rogers vs. The Day After
  • Widge vs. Threads
  • The Smiths vs. children
  • Sea Hobos
  • Monstersorri
  • Kim’s education
  • Columbia House
  • What are singles?
  • Tori Amos
  • Pretentious music
  • U2 vs. St. Louis
  • Eastwick vs. Torchwood
  • Doctor Who
  • Songs in montage vs. television
  • Richard Kelly
  • Getting too close to films
  • Kevin Kline & Tom Hanks
  • Canadian Quantum Mechanics
  • What’s wrong with Kim’s ferret?

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