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Pirate Haiku

From New York Times bestselling author Michael P. Spradlin comes Pirate Haiku, out from Adams Media. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

Shiver me timbers, never before have we poppets been privy to the gritty goings-on of the rum-running, treasure-thieving, marauding masters of the open sea from the inside out. . . until now! From trading rum for buxom beauties to fighting those limey British bastards, this book reveals the swaggering derring-do of these plundering and treacherous buccaneers — 17 syllables at a time!

In other words, Pirate Haiku is unlike any poetry book you’ve ever read — collecting hilarious and clever three-liners about the world’s most notorious marauders.

So, come sail the seven seas aboard the notorious Black Thunder! Landlubbers have a first-mate seat to the grizzly life of eighteenth-century pirates–as told by the surprisingly poetic if salty One One-Leg Sterling.

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