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Your Weekend Justice #103: Don’t Stop Dancing

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that won’t stop thinking about tomorrow. Or dancing. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


  • Scott’s Chat Roulette experience
  • Found diaries
  • Alcohol Report
  • Scotchstravaganza!
  • Jon’s member wears plaid
  • Jon gets a monocle. Sort of.
  • Crotch interlude!
  • Scott vs. sexual misconduct
  • Leigh, mini-dominatrix
  • Amazon Prime streaming
  • Richard Curtis on Doctor Who
  • He-Scott
  • Doctor Who: Christmas Carol
  • The Borders Playlist
  • Rob vs. Borders
  • Swing callback
  • Steve Stout vs. The Grammys
  • Spider-Man musical…again
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Batman vs. Prince
  • Batdance!
  • Scott White vs. English
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Dastardly!
  • Rob vs. The Hustle
  • Rob’s musical alcohol tip
  • Scott’s NSFW Disco
  • RIP: Nicholas Courtney
  • Sleeping through Batman
  • Rox vs. BBC posters
  • What Rox can help you with
  • Greeking
  • Sophie’s Choice
  • Ear crabs
  • Porn Monopoly
  • Geek A Week
  • Porn game ideas for Scott
  • Faces of Death: The Musical

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

This week's recommendations

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  • Everybody makes the joke about my name…

    So, am I getting sent a picture of a dong? ‘Cause I’d prefer not to.

  • ‘Cause I still live with my parents. That would be a strange thing to hang up in my room. …And I’ve now seen the drawing on Rox’s twitter…

  • I send something, in, innocently trying to name some booze, and BOOM. I’ve now named a man’s penis. That will follow me for LIFE! But I’m proud of it. Hopefully “Lumberack’s Monocle” will be the ne “One-Eyed Monster”.

  • That would be the worst origin story for a batman villain ever. “What caused him to go insane?” “…Weekend Justice.” Of course it would be a Frank Miller run.

  • Issac, you’ve listened to how many WEJs? You should know by now that even the most innocent of things/thoughts/saying will get you in trouble on WEJ!

  • Isaac: Or a version of the pencil trick from DARK KNIGHT, except it’s your sanity instead of the pencil. “IT’S GOOONNNEEE!!!”

  • Well, I can’t speak for ISSAC(misspelled name sarcasm!), but I hear exactly what you mean, especially if Scott is within 50 ft.

  • Widge: So what we’re saying here is that Weekend Justice is the Lovecraftian horror counterpart to Batman?

  • Isaac: Yes, exactly like that but totally different. And Leigh has been ON so many Weekend Justices that she can’t spell anymore. That’s what happpens to you.