It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that won’t stop thinking about tomorrow. Or dancing. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.
Agenda:
- Scott’s Chat Roulette experience
- Found diaries
- Alcohol Report
- Scotchstravaganza!
- Jon’s member wears plaid
- Jon gets a monocle. Sort of.
- Crotch interlude!
- Scott vs. sexual misconduct
- Leigh, mini-dominatrix
- Amazon Prime streaming
- Richard Curtis on Doctor Who
- He-Scott
- Doctor Who: Christmas Carol
- The Borders Playlist
- Rob vs. Borders
- Swing callback
- Steve Stout vs. The Grammys
- Spider-Man musical…again
- Batman vs. Prince
- Batdance!
- Scott White vs. English
- Rock Lobster!
- Dastardly!
- Rob vs. The Hustle
- Rob’s musical alcohol tip
- Scott’s NSFW Disco
- RIP: Nicholas Courtney
- Sleeping through Batman
- Rox vs. BBC posters
- What Rox can help you with
- Greeking
- Sophie’s Choice
- Ear crabs
- Porn Monopoly
- Geek A Week
- Porn game ideas for Scott
- Faces of Death: The Musical
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Everybody makes the joke about my name…
So, am I getting sent a picture of a dong? ‘Cause I’d prefer not to.
‘Cause I still live with my parents. That would be a strange thing to hang up in my room. …And I’ve now seen the drawing on Rox’s twitter…
I have no idea what they’re doing. I can’t bloody well control these maniacs.
I send something, in, innocently trying to name some booze, and BOOM. I’ve now named a man’s penis. That will follow me for LIFE! But I’m proud of it. Hopefully “Lumberack’s Monocle” will be the ne “One-Eyed Monster”.
Isaac: Weekend Justice scars us all one way or another.
That would be the worst origin story for a batman villain ever. “What caused him to go insane?” “…Weekend Justice.” Of course it would be a Frank Miller run.
Issac, you’ve listened to how many WEJs? You should know by now that even the most innocent of things/thoughts/saying will get you in trouble on WEJ!
Isaac: Or a version of the pencil trick from DARK KNIGHT, except it’s your sanity instead of the pencil. “IT’S GOOONNNEEE!!!”
Well, I can’t speak for ISSAC(misspelled name sarcasm!), but I hear exactly what you mean, especially if Scott is within 50 ft.
Widge: So what we’re saying here is that Weekend Justice is the Lovecraftian horror counterpart to Batman?
Isaac: Yes, exactly like that but totally different. And Leigh has been ON so many Weekend Justices that she can’t spell anymore. That’s what happpens to you.
Widge: I rest my case.