Are you in the dark when it comes to language? There's no shame in that. However, rather than fumble for the proverbial light switch in such a situation, then wind up tripping over the proverbial Lego model of the Parthenon and bust your proverbial ass...instead we suggest to let Aaron Poole pop the glowstick of awareness in the middle of your brain. Yes, you have them in your amygdala. That is SCIENCE FACT. Anyway, that glowstick--that Re-Animator reference waiting to happen--is filled with words. And they will light your way to freedom. Or the bathroom. Whichever you need most at three in the morning. But regardless: Aaron is here! To treat your skull pan like a rave! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you're trying to find a rhyme for "fibrous"! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.
We hope you will join Aaron as he works the two turntables of knowledge to remix your ignorance using the Korg Kaoss Pad 3...of Language.
Special thanks to PhantomV48 for the closing animation.