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Your Weekend Justice #209: Never Try to Hold Asia

The Champs: Tequila

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that is not a doctor, doesn’t play one on TV and doesn’t advocate alcohol…it just prescribes it.



  • No homework in therapy
  • Kamchatka: The Truth
  • Revisiting Dune
  • Snowpocalypse 2: Snow Harder
  • Alcohol Safety with Jon
  • …and Leigh
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  • Absinthe vs. The World
  • Truncated cheese rhyming
  • SHIELD vs. The State of the Union
  • The argument for alien overlords
  • Nightvale vs. ticketing
  • Sports strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  • The Following and couples therapy (SPOILERS)
  • Showering with J.J.
  • Blacklist, cheese and crackers (SPOILERS)
  • Chefs and strategy
  • Warehouse 13 and relationship therapy
  • Sleepy Hollow and hanging at the Walgreens
  • Men, women, friendship and sex. And also sex.
  • Where Rox’s odds are
  • More on Atlanta and snow and doom
  • Rob’s winter hacks
  • Hurricane parties
  • Rox’s tax advice
  • Random sports discussion interspersed with pot
  • New Doctor Who fashion news
  • Running away with other people’s spouses
  • Disney, Frozen and depression (SPOILERS)
  • House of Harvey
  • Leigh and genetic strategy
  • How to offend J.J.
  • Disney vs. Universal and Harry Potter Ticket Hell
  • Jurassic Park…well, no one cares
  • RIP: Kiss Coffeehouse
  • Cathy’s Clown
  • Vegas tips from Leigh
  • Death by oyster
  • Television viewing with your spouse and the benefits of better communication
  • Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good. Thanks for everybody who came out to support us live. You are all amazing beasts.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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    • And here is your challenge for episode 209: While listening to this podcast, consume one shot/glass of each drink that is mentioned. You will need NyQuil, Jägermeister, Absinthe, Tequila and… more. For bonus points… do a similar thing during the legalization debate.