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Your Weekend Justice #223: Who Says You Can’t Buy Anything For $2 Anymore?

Christopher Walken

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that prefers to hang out on Chap Roulette, where we sit around and smoke pipes and drink tea. Occasionally, Rox wears a pith helmet.

Note: Please excuse random and brief noises. Not sure where they came from. Maybe it’s all in my head.



  • The Weekend Justice Petting Zoo
  • Dog for foie gras
  • Cleaning the Man Cave to get some
  • The Blacklist (SPOILERS)
  • Tattooing the Mossad
  • Limo drivers and bikes
  • Stormship Troopers
  • Scorpion
  • TV ratings and Sleepy Hollow
  • Disbelief in stockbrokers
  • Jon makes a mistake in his pants
  • The history of naked
  • Robot of Sherwood
  • Tips for villainy
  • Widge, the ultimate slacker asshole
  • Beerium
  • Z Nation
  • Free strippers
  • Chat roulette
  • Lots of movie talk
  • More True Detective
  • Fearful about Into the Woods
  • Box Trolls
  • Drunk on Coulson
  • Lots of television talk
  • The Mystery of the Three-Breasted Woman
  • Bacon efficiency
  • How to save John Cusack
  • Robert Rodriguez career retrospective
  • Rox, Leigh’s understudy
  • Why does history have to be so racist?
  • Fear the mullets
  • Mecha-Walken
  • Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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