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Your Weekend Justice #224: Coffee and the Euphemism Motherlode

Dance the Kung Fu

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that dares to completely sully the name of its own damn website. Go figure.

Note: Please excuse random and brief noises. Not sure where they came from. Maybe it’s all in my head.



  • Why does Agents of SHIELD hate us?
  • Why Widge isn’t podcasting from a nuclear submarine right now…
  • How time shares are indicative of a more peaceful world
  • Immortality is hell on renaissance fairs
  • Michael Bay and his nothing
  • The Hobbit vs. Pearl Harbor
  • Hat Wrangling
  • Foo Fighters fight crime
  • God only knows how many people have covered “God Only Knows”
  • More Agents of SHIELD
  • Agents of SWORD. Not yet, anyway.
  • Fantastic F***ed
  • “Time to reboot the Marvel Universe.” “I rebooted the Marvel Universe.”
  • Alan Moore and the rage zombies
  • Laptops in estrus
  • Check your mic
  • In defense of Audioslave
  • J.J.’s Kinky Boots review
  • Video games sidebar
  • Tuffley’s guide to viewing Tim Burton
  • Stephen King’s phantom marriage movie
  • Yet another Uncle Buck series and other dubious TV ideas
  • Other Marvel shenanigans and the trouble(s) with Spider-Man
  • Getting Phuked
  • The opposite of X-Files
  • Traffic and pedestrian safety
  • Football and zombies
  • Trying to keep miniseries and series under control. Good luck.
  • Doctor Who
  • Robin Hood: The Movie(s)
  • In offense of Man of Steel
  • Gaiman books into films. Lots of hmm.
  • How Duran Duran music videos are a lot like horror movies (not really)
  • Fond memories of Dark Tower (not the books)
  • Questionable comic book hair
  • The problem(s) with Gotham
  • Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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