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Don’t Try to Shout a Pandemic Down Without Appropriate Musical Accompaniment

We’ve seen experiments on how long the coronavirus can last if it lands on plastic. We’ve seen experiments about how long it can last if it finds itself on metal. But what about if it goes up against…heavy metal? Professional loon/windbag Kenneth Copeland attempted to shout the pandemic away with little effect. Sure, he had the whitest hype man in history to back him up, but it lacked serious punch. Thanks to YouTube Rawker Andre Antunes, it is now perhaps bitching enough to catch the attention of the Almighty. And…by doing this, Antunes has done more to help the American people in this time of crisis than most government agencies. So we salute him. Witness more of his rawk here.

Via Boing Boing.