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Hey, you. I know what you're thinking. Yes, you--the over-caffeinated (if such is possible) masses in the all-black outfits. You're thinking "what the hell was a Roman dentist like in the time of Cicero and Catullus?" Well, lucky for you, we at Needcoffee.com know everything; or, more importantly, we know how to find out who does know, and then con them into telling us.

So put down your Coffea arabica IV drip and pop on over to Britain's Telegraph newspaper website and read the informative and interesting article on some new ruins that shed light on this very touchy issue.

Nitrous oxide not necessary, but hey, who are we to judge?

Thanks to ArchaeoBlog for the heads-up.