
In a move that’s sent shock waves through out the makeup world, Mary Kay announced today they have launched a “Healthier Skin Through Air Power” campaign, rolling out their newest offering: Viper jets with pink highlights.
“Pink Cadillacs are so 90s,” said one unnamed source. “It’s getting so you can’t throw an eyeliner without hitting a pink something or other with four wheels. But when you’re driving one of these, baby–people know you’re to be taken seriously.”
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The photo shown here, of a pilot about to take one of the pink Vipers for a test spin, was quickly pulled from the news wire, only to appear with a very convincing cover story on the Hobby Lobby site, where they’re passing it off as an RC toy jet with a paint screw-up and putting some of the proceeds of the sale to charity.
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