I know you’re thinking that this is more comical than evil. And I would agree–having read the post over at Wired, you’d think surely it was hyperbole. While this is annoying as hell, surely it can’t be as evil as they’re making it out to be.
But then you watch the video–and you know. It’s not this thing being annoying or loud that would wake me up–it’s the fact its eyes are so bright they shine through the thing’s eyelids. That isn’t even Wrong.