The Day The Earth Stood Still, the remake of which is now called The Day The Earth Was Apparently Devoured By Alien Tornadoes, has a trailer online today:
“If you die, the Earth survives.” Oh come on. That’s a bit much, isn’t? The first Hulk movie wasn’t that bad, Keanu. And hasn’t she suffered enough for her role in it? Step off, man.
Update: You know, now that I look at this again–having traded out the embedded video for one that works, it’s like Jerry Bruckheimer’s Stranger in a Strange Land, isn’t it?