Your Weekend Justice #125: James Spader, Acting Gristle

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that creates verbs where they are proper nouns just to see if anyone’s paying attention. Usually they are, but they couldn’t care less. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Agenda:

  • Irish sex
  • A lack of understanding of James Spader
  • Defining lesbianism
  • Alec Guinness disappoints as a Jedi
  • Hobo weddings
  • Hobo catch and release program
  • When steampunk is too labor intensive
  • Alcohol report and lack of Leigh
  • Porn testimonials
  • Free inspection!
  • Exorbation!
  • James Franco is not a verb
  • The problem with kissing Sean Penn
  • Fighting Viggo
  • Rock Lobster Fail
  • Alternate spellings and pronunciations
  • Portkey parties
  • Rowling vs. Martin
  • Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes
  • House of M and Age of Apocalypse
  • New Ultimate Spider-Man
  • Marvel and death
  • Unbreakable and other scripts
  • The podcast explodes!
  • Cricketing into the void
  • Rob’s Rise of the Planet of the Apes review
  • Tim Burton‘s Casablanca–denied
  • What to do with mosquito bites
  • Summer camp, insects and death
  • Crisis on Infinite Sesame Streets
  • Cast Away
  • Ultimate island fanfic
  • Tagging Nazis
  • Glen Campbell
  • Laminating Widge
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store. (Recommendations will be updated in a bit. Fear not.)

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:38:51+00:00 August 5th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|11 Comments

    11 Comments

    1. GuildSteersman August 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm

      I would like to submit as a miniscule erratum that Widge identified the lowercase i as symbolic of an irrational number, when it is in fact an imaginary number, though not very imaginary.

    2. Widge August 5, 2011 at 7:27 pm

      GS: You are correct. I was being irrational about an imaginary thing.

      Which is…pretty much a description of my conduct in all 125 episodes thus far, if you think about…

    3. Leigh August 7, 2011 at 12:15 pm

      I’m back next week…and I’m taking notes, people!

    4. Dan North August 8, 2011 at 8:50 pm

      Please god not about the comics discussion. I love you Leigh but I have to fast forward whenever you start talking about comics. Eastwick maybe… :)

    5. Widge August 8, 2011 at 8:56 pm

      Dan: Leigh’s not even on this episode…? Or is she showing up like an EVP recording or something…

    6. Leigh August 8, 2011 at 8:58 pm

      Um, Dan…I don’t usually talk about comics, other than to ask for recs for Kidlet or to ask how close the comic comes to a movie…

      Or have I been doing that and don’t remember? Because that’s just wrong!

      But I will talk about Eastwick. Maybe we can do a long episode review together, Dan? :D

    7. Dan North August 9, 2011 at 5:29 am

      You don’t usually but when you do you usually preface it with something along the lines of “I don’t know much about comics but…”

    8. Widge August 9, 2011 at 5:36 am

      Dan, Leigh–I think you’re both missing the point.

      The point is…how can Leigh be discussing comics *when she’s not in this episode*?

      And Leigh: you weren’t. I was there. I know. So don’t even try to mess with my head, chica.

    9. Dan North August 9, 2011 at 5:40 am

      I know but she said she’s “taking notes” which I took to mean in her dramatic return she would address topics from episodes she had missed. Which by the way sounds awesome.

    10. Widge August 9, 2011 at 6:03 am

      Even when she’s not gone, she always comes back with a vengeance.

    11. Dan North August 9, 2011 at 5:33 pm

      Like constipation… but in a good way!

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