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Black Raazer vs. Leigh

Agenda:

  • Call Them
  • Hooker vs. Valentine
  • The taste of crayons
  • Leigh and dating not-Robert Smith
  • No one should follow Chuck Woolery
  • Mattress shoulders
  • Little people?
  • Summer vacations
  • The FCATs!
  • Alan Moore writes word problems
  • The three faces of Larry the Cable Guy
  • Family Ties and racism
  • The Alabama High School Graduation Exam
  • B'wana Beast mentioned...and again
  • Jon and the Navy
  • Overthinking the leather pants
  • Greed and inches
  • Justice League Dark
  • The Smiths vs. Batman
  • Christopher Lee vs. Bollywood
  • Sondheim's Vagina Monologues
  • Catwoman costume blues
  • Rob's movie report
  • Silent films and noir
  • Rox's Hobo With a Shotgun review
  • Films with context
  • Dutch angles and lens flares
  • Film critics
  • Bill & Ted 3 -- solved!
  • Battlefield Earth
  • Grocery shopping with Rob
  • Travolta's career retrospective
  • Aaron vs. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers vs. smugness
  • Tuffley, Joke Ninja
  • Big Trouble in Little China 2 -- solved!
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Headsup: There's new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store. (Recommendations will be updated in a bit. Fear not.)

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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