Tag - santa

Uh-Oh! Santa’s Stuck!

That’s right! Santa appears to be stuck in the chimney–his feet dangling down into the fireplace! Whatever shall we do? Gnaw off his head first, naturally, so we can end his suffering. Then we split the toys amongst us...

And There’s a Creepy (Paper)...

While it amuses us that somebody (in this case, Jason Norman) created a Jonathan Coulton paper doll that you can dress up like the squid from “I Crush Everything” and the Evil MechaSanta from “Chiron Beta Prime,” was...

Eartha Kitt: Santa Baby

13 Days of Xmas – Day 8: Santa Baby

For the purported birthday of Jesus, there is an awful lot of sin during Christmas. Greed and gluttony are the usual suspects with wrath and pride following close behind. But I would like to talk about my favorite sin: Lust. Seemingly...

This is a Breathtaking Moment

This is one of those classic net-films that is simply perennial. And now is the time to bring it back so we can all enjoy it again. Caution: some male nudity. Updated for widescreen. Direct link for the feedreaders. Screenhead reminded us of...

Santa Cthulhu Plushie (2001) – Toy...

Figure: Packaging: N/A Produced by Toy Vault Asking Price: US$29.95 My Advice: Own It. He’s so cute…but so damn evil. Gaze upon that eye there, that unfeeling portal of evil. Makes Sauron look like the wuss we all know him to be...