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Decaf Can Kill You–Finally, We Have Proof

What part of no decaf don't you understand?

Straight from the horse’s mouth, as long as that horse is named The American Heart Assocation:

Decaffeinated — not caffeinated — coffee may cause an increase in harmful LDL cholesterol by increasing a specific type of blood fat linked to the metabolic syndrome, hints a new study presented at the American Heart Association’s Scientific Sessions 2005.

Not just for the weak and shiftless…decaf is now the drink of choice…for people who want to commit suicide very, very slowly. And we now have science to back us up on that. So booyah.

Found via Slashdot.