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Odds and Ends for 12-3-2005

Oh great. Here come the lawyers to save us from soda. Thanks heaps. Dickheads.

Top 15 Richest Fictional Characters from Forbes. This list is cool, but it’s bullshit. My imaginary friend Dingo the Wonder Squirrel is a zillionaire and kicks all of these guys’ asses. Found via Digg.

I have no idea what this swimming regulation sign is trying to say, and I probably don’t want to know. Best. Engrish. Ever. Found via Boing Boing.

Starbucks acts the asshole. Very depressing. I like their coffee. Found via Boing Boing.

Everybody wants one of these for Xmas. Give one to Din at your peril. Found via Dave Barry.


  • I want to think that Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice has quite a bit of money maybe more that Malfoy.

  • I have another thought on this matter. Charles Foster Kane. From of course Citizen Kane, whom they used Hearst as a drawing point for the character of Kane. I would not have even thought of Athur Bach. I really don’t know the appeal of that guy.

  • It’s more the appeal of Dudley Moore than the appeal of the character. He’s just so damn good at being Arthur. My father and I have that movie memorized.