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And The Mellisae Shall Lead the Glorious Revolution

I’ve been training them, and they are almost ready. Soon, my apistic brethren will be able to perfectly recognize the faces of those who have not been found Worthy, even for days if necessary, until they can be tracked, and deal with them as befits such impure souls.

Answer quick and be true: do you know why sometimes the Queen must die? No? Can you explain the difference between tempeh, tofu, and TVP, along with three recipes for each? Again, no?!? Then here’s your last chance: who was the director of Rashomon and who wrote the short story upon which it was based? No answer? Then enjoy that buzzing, my friend, for it will be the last sound you hear.

Scary image taken from here.