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Odds and Ends for 12-14-2005

Rob Schneider

An appetizer platter of time-wasting morsels. All for you. No, really. We monogrammed them and everything.

This sums up our take on Xmas this year.

Mission: Impossible 3, in utter desperation to make us want to show the slightest bit of interest in this piece of shit franchise, cast Philip Seymour Hoffman as the baddie. Shrewd. But it ain’t going to work, you bastards. We’ll wait for somebody to edit out all the bits without Hoffman and post the results online. Found via Defamer.

Fifteen kinds of wrong right here.

You have a Rob Schneider neuron. Makes you want to pull that stunt from the final reel of Pi, doesn’t it?