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Hail Discardia: Round 3 Will Kill Us All

I’d just like to point out that the third round of the collectible card game version of Calvinball, Hail Discardia!, is now entering its tenth Gabfest page and we’ve been at it for more than three weeks. A new record.

Here’s the playing field if you want to see the carnage in a nutshell.

We are out of our goddamn minds. Please send help. And coffee. And Little Debbie cakes. Stat. Please.