How do we know there is no God? Because this game doesn’t actually exist. You know and I know and we all know that we would play the ever-loving shit out of this. And demand sequels until our psyches bled. It’s a long film, but watch it to the end. Yes, even the end credits.
Potentially NSFW and contains zombie babies and other disgusting bits. If you have any taste at all, you should probably not watch this, actually. Pirate Baby or no. But when has that ever stopped you before?
Paul Robertson, you’re our hero.