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Me OK Guy Who Eat Cookies.

Doc originally posted this on the Gabfest, but it’s far too mind-destroying not to share with everybody. It’s a moment of self reflection by Cookie Monster:

But since when it acceptable to call addict monster? It affliction. It disease. It burden. But does it make me monster? How can they be so callous? Me know there something wrong with me, but who in Sesame Street doesn’t suffer from mental disease or psychological disorder?

Read the whole bit at McSweeney’s.