You know, I know that I must have been a television viewer back when this commercial aired, but I swear to God I can't remember Atari having their own really terrible jingle. "Have you played Atari today?" What, are you kidding? I lived out in the middle of nowhere! There were only three channels--it was either play Atari or try to play Star Frontiers with my grandmother.
And you wonder why I turned out the way I did.