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The Swiss Army Knife From Hell

Giant Swiss Army Knife

The Swiss Army Knife to end all Swiss Army Knives is here. It’s nine inches long and two pounds. It comes with eighty-five different features. And it comes for the low, low price of $1200. Holy crap.

Make sure you go read the article where they list everything that comes on it.

Found via Engadget.